What can you fit in the trunk?

THAWA · Post by **THAWA** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 12:56 am

No wagon so dont suggest it. I might need to tote around a 5mt for a bit. Anyone think it's possible? I know you can plop an engine in the back, matt and a few others can attest to that. But I can't recall anyone saying they put a tranny in their trunk. I'd like to be able to keep the seats folded up, so would it fit longways? Front of it on like th left side back on the right side or whatever. I could've sworn I asked this somewhere already but guess not.

Post by **Legacy777** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 12:57 am

pretty sure you can.....jason put the one I'm buying from him in his trunk.....at least that's to my knowledge

legacy92ej22t · Post by **legacy92ej22t** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 2:37 am

About 3 bodies max...I mean..wait...oh... a tranny. Uh..I gotta go.

greg donovan · Post by **greg donovan** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 4:54 am

i can fit four rally tires. and im pretty sure a tranny will fit.

inzomniac · Post by **inzomniac** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 4:55 am

I had my friend's jeep trannie in there including T case after he crashed it and needed help with repairs.. Car didn't seem to struggle under the weight even if it was far back. I don't see why you can't put a 5mt outta one of our cars in there..

Personally I'd save the wear on your car and find a buddy with a truck or something tho.. that's how I picked up my ej20 complete motor.. just went out in my friend's dad's brand new 4runner V8 and dropped it in the trunk

Also unless you're using a cherry picker or something to lower it in/out of the trunk.. you're gonna break your back trying to get it out man!!

TheSubaruJunkie · Post by **TheSubaruJunkie** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 5:09 am

If you had the propper configuration, im sure you could fit 5 bodies in our trunks. You should be able to carry a tranny. My tranny is completly bare, no carpet or anything. I also have a tarp we could lay back there to be on the safe side. If you find a tranny let me know and i can help get it to your place. We'd need a forklift or something to get it in and out, or like... 4 or 5 guys.

-Brian

THAWA · Post by **THAWA** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 5:10 am

eh, my trunk stays pretty full as it is. I'm not worried about the wieght on the car, but I do hear ya on the back part.

But sounds liek a go

TheSubaruJunkie · Post by **TheSubaruJunkie** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 5:15 am

Its not the wieght, but the risk of shoving the output shaft into the trunk or something. With a forklift or hoist, we could direct the tranny instead of trying to hold/carry the tranny.

The inside of my trunk is already thrashed. I dont think a transmission could do much harm.

-Brian

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 5:22 am

Drain and chop bodies right and you can fit quite a lot back there.

Steve

entirelyturbo · Post by **entirelyturbo** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 5:32 am

Okay, you people are creeping me out

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 5:45 am

No need to be creeped out - just think of it as a three-dimensional jigsaw puzzle with articulated pieces...

Steve

magicmike · Post by **magicmike** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 5:25 pm

Drain and chop? nah, just layer the trunk with plastic and aim the wood chipper exit chute towards the trunk......I'm guessing 25 to 30 bodies

Mike

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 6:40 pm

You need to destroy the chipper shredder after, though as they can be traced. Each one leaves unique cuts on the bones. And make sure the body's good and dead before you use it so it comes out in a nice slop like pudding rather than spraying all over like with a live one. Tough to clean up all the mess after anyway - blood splatter can be picked up with a blacklight.

Steve

rsstiboy · Post by **rsstiboy** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:47 pm

if you soak them in vats of acid for a few days before sticking them in the chipper i reckon you could fit up to 60 bodies back there.

LaureltheQueen · Post by **LaureltheQueen** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 12:11 am

then what to do with the human dna ridden acid...

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 12:34 am

Some morons actually store the drums in their basement for decades...

I live on the water. Best thing is to put 'em in a body bag (so the rotten body doesn't decay past the ropes and weights and come back up a la Scott Peterson - the dumb asshole I hope he fries, but anyway...) Weigh it down good and dump it past the shelf or, a little ore risky long term, but better transportation wise is to dump it in a lobster area as they can skeletonize a body in now time. Properly tied, and weighted you can skip the bag. I always recommend destroying the jaws for dental record purposes.

Steve

Yukonart · Post by **Yukonart** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 12:39 am

Sounds like a thread started by an Italian.

Well, I just stuffed a certain car part in the back of mine. More to come in a week or so.

THAWA · Post by **THAWA** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:42 am

and that part was?

Yukonart · Post by **Yukonart** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:49 am

Shhhhhhhhhhh!

THAWA · Post by **THAWA** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:56 am

was it a tranny? If not I dont really care

Yukonart · Post by **Yukonart** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 2:04 am

No.

THAWA · Post by **THAWA** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 2:52 am

To get back on topic. A tranny fits quite easily in there. A driveshaft aswell

. I think you could actually fit 3-4 5mt's in there to be honest.

and just fyi the transmission is quite light. Two people can lift it, maybe one if you man up.

BAC5.2 · Post by **BAC5.2** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 5:03 am

Feed the body to the sharks. Use a wood chipper and feed the body to the sharks as chum. I bet they'd eat that stuff right up!

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 5:30 am

That's logistically difficult, risky, and sharks aren't as easy as you'd think to find up here. Lobsters are closer to shore and more plentiful with known locations.

To note, the main character feeds a pedophile to a shark (during a flashback) in my first novel. The terrible way the guy went affect his nightmares through the second novel. This was done in So Cal near seal grounds, though.

Steve

BAC5.2 · Post by **BAC5.2** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:05 am

What about pigs?

Never trust a man who has a pig farm.

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What can you fit in the trunk?

What can you fit in the trunk?