Some asshole kicked my car!

MPtyza · Post by **MPtyza** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:17 pm

I was on my way to work last night taking my back ass roads, when this guy was riding my bumper, so I tap the brakes, ya know to try and get him to back off a little. He then goes to pass me in a no passing zone, then SLAM on the brakes, coming to a complete stop. He then throws it into reverse, so I do the same to avoid getting backed into. He whips around in this driveway, and comes up along side my car, which stalled for some reason. My car won't restart, and he's all bitching at me and beating on my window, not a word of english btw. Kinda sounded like a hispanic Don Vito with all the babbling he was doing. Anyway, I guess because I "wasn't man enough" to get out and fight him in the middle of the road in the middle of nowhere, he'd take out his anger on my car. He kicked my driver's door a couple times, punched the window a couple times trying to break it, and then pounded on the hood (

) a couple times before getting back into his car and whipping around in the same driveway and speeding off. I was thinking 'what the fuck was all that' while trying to restart my car and continue on my way to work.

I got to work and got out of my car expecting to see a couple nice dents, but there was absolutely nothing to prove that it happened. The fucker moved the car when he kicked it, so I was a little surprised to find no dents. I didn't get the plate number entirely, but that's OK, cause I know exactly where he lives, it's kinda hard to miss a white '02 or so 4 door Stratus with a huge Supra style wing that is as high as the roof of the car.

Add to this the fact that I really couldn't call the cops, because I don't have insurance again just yet.

Sorry, just venting my anger about this incident. I'm sure any of you would be wanting to kill the fucker if he was pounding on your Turbo hood.

skid542 · Post by **skid542** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:00 pm

F'ing A man. That sucks. Some people in this world are just assholes. All there is to it.

I had some drunk guy hit my passenger mirror trying to break it off (just swung in) when I was out playing in the snow late at night (3.30am) and he was yelling at me saying I was driving too fast... (I live downtown but the streets are absolutely clear at that time of night and I stay off roads with parking on the sides)

You don't want to get out and just get in a scrap in the middle of nowhere with some asshole, one of those times you wish you had a gun handy...

Anyrate, I feel you and I hope it works out for you.

206er · Post by **206er** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:36 pm

this is why I carry a 24oz framing hammer under my drivers seat.
sorry about your door.

MPtyza · Post by **MPtyza** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:54 pm

It's kinda screwed up though, I checked the door and hood in the daylight just now, and there is absolutely nothing on the hood, and a couple small scuff marks on the door, that's it. Love my damn older Subaru a little more now.

I have been thinking about keeping something under my seat for times like this. Nothing like a gun though, I'd get into too much trouble with that-too many people hate me and would like to see me put away for a while...

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 7:08 pm

I keep a hexagonal handle cat's paw crow bar in the door pocket. Has come in handy. Had some dirty Brazilian (stickers all over his truck) open his door into the sideview of my 3 today while I was sitting in it. There was plenty of room for him to park anywhere and he even saw me sitting there. He just had no regard at all for anyone else. I yelled at him, but got no reaction. This is why I don't own a gun. Next time maybe I'll yell racial epithets they never even heard before and I'll bet then I'll get a reaction. Losers. I hate that they're making me a racist, but they do try so hard ...

Idiot is too used to Hondas where if you even breath too hard on them they dent.

Steve

dzx · Post by **dzx** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:12 pm

I'd go steal his car, run it into a bunch of trees, park it back in his driveway and continue to beat the piss out of it with a baseball bat. One of my friends did this to his gf when he caught her cheating on him. It was interesting to say the least...

Splinter · Post by **Splinter** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:25 pm

Ive got a 5 pound studded chain I made in metal shop in highschool

J-MoNeY · Post by **J-MoNeY** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:05 pm

I used to carry a metal baseball bat in my trunk named 'old blue', 2 razor blades in my glove box, and a fold out knife in my center console. Just to cover my bases.

BAC5.2 · Post by **BAC5.2** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:21 pm

I have a maglight next to the seat. Haven't had to use it yet, but I'm not taking any chances.

0perose · Post by **0perose** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:25 pm

+1 for sawed off hardwood axe handle in the driver's side door pocket (and a maglight in the glove box)

LaureltheQueen · Post by **LaureltheQueen** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:00 am

maglight in the door pocket

magicmike · Post by **magicmike** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:04 am

BAC5.2 wrote:I have a maglight next to the seat. Haven't had to use it yet, but I'm not taking any chances.

word on the 4 d cell maglight...

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 3:01 am

Small extinguisher in front of the passenger seat also. Presumably it's for car fires, but I drive a Subaru and couldn't car much less for my fellow man (unless they happen to be hot chicks, sweat hogs are no better than dudes). I always wanted to see how much of an opening blasting someone with dry chemical would give you to beat on them. A little time consuming to get out in a fight, though.

Steve

555BCTurbo · Post by **555BCTurbo** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 3:12 am

I used to carry around a baseball bat in the trunk, but I left it in someones car...so no more...And I left my 6 D cell maglight in someones car too...I am good at leaving things in peoples' cars.

I will attest to the use of a Maglight to beat shit up, as we used my 6D to beat up a Dodge K car that was given to me after we broke an axle and hydrolocked the motor...Needless to say, there was not an intact piece of glass left on the car...

Next year, a GLOCK 40 will be populating the space in my doorpocket.

douglas vincent · Post by **douglas vincent** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 3:30 am

I like to carry a camera, a little disposable.

A camera will MAKE YOU MONEY, a baseball bat will take you to jail.

Of course, it helps to carry both.

0perose · Post by **0perose** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 3:45 am

douglas vincent wrote:I like to carry a camera, a little disposable.

A camera will MAKE YOU MONEY, a baseball bat will take you to jail.

Of course, it helps to carry both.

smash self in face with bat, take pics and say it was other person?

dzx · Post by **dzx** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:29 am

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:09 am

Hm. I always have a camera hanging from my headrest for work. That's a reasonable and intelligent suggestion. No wonder I never thought of it.

Steve

subawhatsubawho · Post by **subawhatsubawho** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:10 am

BIG ASS CAN OF MACE or PEPPERSPRAY.....and a 100,000 volt stun gun. Fuck his shit up!!

Spray him...tazer him and then pee on him while he is out.

2nd choice is a sweet paintball gun.

dzx · Post by **dzx** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:41 am

Reminds me of the cartoon venture brothers, I think its the first episode where brock beats the crap out of a mummy then pees on it.

206er · Post by **206er** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:41 am

mace is some serious shit. my roommate was riding his bike home from work, I live right next to a taco bell. some mexicans were tailgating him real close so he turned around all angry like, and then in front of the house they started exchanging words. I hear this and come out. out of nowhere, crazy bitch starts swinging at us with a broom handle. roommate grabs it, the other vatos come up with what looks like a fire extinguisher but it was bear mace. there was really no fighting back after that. 2 hrs of agony. maced the shit out of both of us then left. I was surprised they didnt really rough us up while we were out of comission. the spray pattern on it was like 4' wide. I try sooo hard not to be racist and then shit like this happens.

Splinter · Post by **Splinter** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:25 am

A little bit more engineering and I'll have a front-view camera in my car that'll take pics every 3-5 seconds or so. Its doesnt help in a fight, but it'd be great evidence if I got in an accident (assuming I didnt cause it

)

subawhatsubawho · Post by **subawhatsubawho** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:07 am

I always wanted to get a remote mount paintball gun for the front of the car and find a way to electricly charge the vehicle. Like a rolling stun gun.

Perhaps make pneumatic ram powered rocker panels. Just hit a switch on the dash and selenoids open up to release all the air in the trunk mounted air tank to the rams. I would run 1/2inch tubing from a tank with a port for each ram so you get the full effect. Hope the perp is wearing shin guards...more like armour.

206er · Post by **206er** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:11 am

or just do it south african style with some rocker mounted flame throwers.

subawhatsubawho · Post by **subawhatsubawho** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:22 am

Nozzles that spray bleach...or food coloring.

Police shows up and this person that was standing next to your car talking shit is colored in a red substance.

"Sir...could you step over here please. We need to ask you some questions."

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Some asshole kicked my car!

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