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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 10:26 pm
by Tleg93
Piqued your curiosity eh?
The practice is to take the plastic wrap and put it on your face so the other person can shit on your face without getting you all dirty, or is it the chest???
Disclaimer: I have not and would not try this at home or anywhere else. I don't play in poo.
evolutionmovement wrote:Other than messed up, what's it called when a dude likes to stick implements in his urethra? I met a dude who liked that shit.
I don't know but I remember reading about a serial killer who stuck so many pins in his urethra that when they tried to electocute him it took a couple times for it to work. Talk about gruesome, whew boy.
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 5:35 am
by LaureltheQueen
Sticking something into your urethra is called "sounding" No, I DO NOT do this.
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:51 am
by tris91ricer
Yes, I concur, SOUNDING is the proper term. In my surfing days, I've seen gentlemen who can insert an entire tampon into their urethra. I guess Hank Hill can't participate in that sport, I'm afraid...
For the record: That shit would suck. I thought caths were bad.. fuck sounding man, that is NOT fun..
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:53 am
by Yukonart
I'm not okay with this thread. . .
. . . it does NOT get the AHOC seal of approval.
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:16 am
by evolutionmovement
The guy I knew liked pen caps in his urethra. He didn't specify which kind, but some are scarier than others.
Steve
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:05 am
by dzx
Wow
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:47 am
by QuickDrive
Tucker Max Fucking RULES!
His stories are the most unbelievable creations of reality I've ever read.
Every one has had me ROFL to this date
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:31 pm
by legacy92ej22t
evolutionmovement wrote:What is the seran wrap?
Scott had it right. It's when you hold or wrap seran wrap over your face and have someone shit on your face. Mmmm, mmmm, good times.
Ever hear of the "brown crown" anyone? How about "felching". Those are probably two of the nastiest ass fetish tricks out there. hehe
I had a friend that made a women in her mid 20's have her first orgasm. He was doing her doggy style and when she finally came it was an explosion. She didn't actually straight up shit on him though. Lets just say his entire stomach got freckled.
The sick thing though was that he said he liked it.
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:08 pm
by QuickDrive
<Cleveland Voice from Family Guy>
That's just nasty
</Cleveland Voice from Family Guy>
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 10:51 pm
by evolutionmovement
Felching is one of the most foul things there is.
Steve
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 11:00 pm
by BAC5.2
91legacy_sleeper wrote:Phil, is that why you're single again? I mean, that kinda shit is all fun and games with the neighborhood ho, but if it's a girl you love...
I would never do something like that, lol. I was just kidding.
I'm so innocent, what is the Hot Carl and Felching?
Why the fuck would someone stick something up their urethra? A tampon? Holy fuck, ouch. My crotch hurts just thinking about doing that.
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 11:39 pm
by evolutionmovement
Felching is sucking spooge out of a penetrated ass.
Thank you very much, you are all very welcome for that info.
Steve
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 11:52 pm
by LaureltheQueen
http://encyc.bmezine.com/?Sounding
Felching: sucking semen out of vagina or anus; or inserting animals into anus or vagina
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:54 am
by evolutionmovement
I thought the animals was called 'gerbling', used even when referring to other rodents.
Steve
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:05 am
by legacy92ej22t
BAC5.2 wrote:
I'm so innocent, what is the Hot Carl and Felching?
For a Hot Carl, just remove or refrain from using seran wrap prior to the shit storm.
Felching: See above...
So, everyone knows what the Brown Crown is?
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:51 pm
by Tleg93
legacy92ej22t wrote:BAC5.2 wrote:
I'm so innocent, what is the Hot Carl and Felching?
For a Hot Carl, just remove or refrain from using seran wrap prior to the shit storm.
Felching: See above...
So, everyone knows what the Brown Crown is?
When someone shits on your head perhaps?
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:38 pm
by legacy92ej22t
Hehe, ya kinda. It's when you're doing the 69 and while you're muff munchin' (girl on top) she craps on your crown, making it brown! It
has to be while you're performing cuntalingus though or it's just a plain ol' Hot Carl.
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 4:32 pm
by Tleg93
Lol, that's a pretty detailed one there. I'll bet the folks who made the Kama Sutra had no inkling of these kinds of things, but then again, I've never actually read it. What if a person's been drinking a lot of grape soda, does that make it a green crown. What about a corn tierra or peanut circlet... nevermind.
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 4:43 pm
by legacy92ej22t
Oooh, that's nasty. Corn and peanuts...
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:03 pm
by AWD_addict
Everything in this thread is nasty.
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:36 pm
by evolutionmovement
Just when you thought we had hit rock bottom ... I think soon we'll be bouncing off the ocean floor.
Steve
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:42 pm
by Tleg93
Ok, maybe the peanuts thing was going a little too far.