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Alright, what's the most irratating feeling in the world?


A zit in my ear. Oh god, this is soooo annoying.

A hole in your sock.

feeling a condom bust

A wound in your mouth that your tongue refuses to stop messing with.

professor wrote:feeling a condom bust

wow. graphic.

I've got one:
Fran Drescher.

wet socks to name one

a steering wheel with 3 degrees of play to the right

I hate wet socks!!!!

professor wrote:feeling a condom bust

Not having any reason to use a condom is just as bad

I think I'm ultimately gonna hafta go with boxers riding up the ass-crack, especially when it's socially unacceptable at the time to dig them out.

oooh yeah, and then that feeling of camel-toesis when people are behind you!

being stuck in a state of limbo, not knowing whether your car is going to be repaired, or totalled, for 5 days

when a bee/misquito/horse fly/humming bird wont leave your ear alone.

Swamp ass... ya... most definitely swamp ass.

Swamp ass?

I have a feeling it will be some dirty euphemism, Phil.
I can't wait to hear this.. I'll be great.

if swamp ass is what im thinking of, it may be otherwise noted as duckbutt. or when you get sweat in the canyon and it causes an extreme itiching condition

Clean your ass people.....I can't stress that enough....if you need to use baby wipes.....then do so.....clean your ass.....save yourself and others from the evils of swamp ass.

i believe the words to the song were
wash your crack
wash your crack
cuz if you dont it'll get infected!

this was made up by a gentleman from finland if i remember correctly named Ollie, in response to the bedays(sp?) in italy

Hair thats gone down the back of your shirt after a hair cut.

When you smack your knee/shin/elbow/forearm REALLY hard. This has historically been in relation to MTB'n or wrenching on something and slipping. The worst was a few years ago I was climbing a huge hill on a MTB putting everything I had into the pedals and the chain broke sending me over the front and slamming my knee into the stem full force…cyclists know what I’m talking about. Pure blunt trauma, you get that odd tingling at the point of impact and get all dizzy and nauseous…..I’d rather brake or cut something, just writing about it makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

Haha G-Reg, I know that feeling all to well. You hit the soft spot just on the inside of your knee cap. You really almost get to the point of passing out. It's the kind of pain that you can't describe, and can't react to. No screaming, just mutter "ow fuck ow fuck ow fuck" as you hobble to a place to sit down and try to supress vomiting. *shudder*

"ow fuck ow fuck ow fuck"

I use these words a lot while working on my car

azn2nr wrote:if swamp ass is what im thinking of, it may be otherwise noted as duckbutt. or when you get sweat in the canyon and it causes an extreme itiching condition

Hahaha, very close. As Josh mentioned, baby wipes can keep the dreaded swamp ass at bay.

Swamp ass is very similar to what you mention as duckbutt except, what are the two things in ready supply in a swamp? 1. Water, sweat like you mentioned and 2. Mud, which is....uh, I think we all know what the mud is.

The worst thing about swamp ass though, is the way it sneaks up on you. I mean, you think you're clean. It's just that once you start sweating, watch out, here comes swamp thing!

G-reg wrote:When you smack your knee/shin/elbow/forearm REALLY hard. This has historically been in relation to MTB'n or wrenching on something and slipping. The worst was a few years ago I was climbing a huge hill on a MTB putting everything I had into the pedals and the chain broke sending me over the front and slamming my knee into the stem full force…cyclists know what I’m talking about. Pure blunt trauma, you get that odd tingling at the point of impact and get all dizzy and nauseous…..I’d rather brake or cut something, just writing about it makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

I know that feeling, it sucks!

legacy92ej22t wrote:Hahaha, very close. As Josh mentioned, baby wipes can keep the dreaded swamp ass at bay.

Swamp ass is very similar to what you mention as duckbutt except, what are the two things in ready supply in a swamp? 1. Water, sweat like you mentioned and 2. Mud, which is....uh, I think we all know what the mud is.

The worst thing about swamp ass though, is the way it sneaks up on you. I mean, you think you're clean. It's just that once you start sweating, watch out, here comes swamp thing!

Holy shit, I'm about to die from laughing.