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Was bored one day and found this.

http://www.cyborgname.com

S.N.O.W.B.O.A.R.D.E.D.: Synthetic Networked Observation and Warfare Being/Obedient Artificial Replicant Designed for Exploration and Destruction

Brings out the geek in me i think.

L.E.G.A.C.Y.: Lifelike Entity Generated for Assassination and Ceaseless Yelling

I love the Ceaseless Yelling part.

S.U.B.A.R.U. Synthetic Upgraded Battle and Accurate Repair Unit

G-reg: General Replicant Engineered for Gratification
Alllll Right, How youu dooin.

I guess it won't do numbers so here's most of my name:

L.E.G.A.C.Y.E.J.T.: Lifeform Engineered for Galactic Assassination and Calculation/Ytterbium Electronic Judo Technician

R.E.D.D.E.V.I.L.: Robotic Electronic Device Designed for Exploration/Violence and Infiltration Lifeform

S.U.B.Y.L.U.V.R.: Synthetic Upgraded Battle and Yelling Lifeform/Unit Viable for Repair

[Butthead]My unit is viable for repair... uh huh huh huh huh[/Butthead]

S.C.O.T.T.Z.G.: Synthetic Cybernetic Organism Trained for Troubleshooting and Zealous Gratification


'Zealous Gratification'

Oh, that's hot.

T.R.I.S.T.A.N.: Transforming Robotic Individual Skilled in Troubleshooting and Accurate Nullification


ummm.... what? I'm not so sure I like it.
My cyborg experiences are limited; they consist mostly of fantasies involving
7 of 9.

This is almost as bad as the workplace nickname generator,
which refuses to give me any nickname except Queen.
Stop laughing.

S.L.E.E.P.E.R: Synthetic Lifelike Entity Engineered for Peacekeeping and Efficient Repair.
That one's lost me as well... Perhaps this is why I'm not in MENSA.

M.E.N.S.A: Mechanical Electronic Nocturnal Sabotage Android.
See? They ARE out to get you. They sabotage you at night.. Although I'm
not sure what they do.. I mean, do geeks have it in 'em for sabotage?
The scariest encounter I've had with brainiacs was when some debate nerds
were throwing rocks at my camper's tents. (I was a camp counselor once, if you can imagine that)

O.P.E.R.O.S.E.: Obedient Positronic Entity Responsible for Observation and Scientific Exploration

D.E.R.R.I.C.K.: Digital Electronic Replicant Responsible for Infiltration and Ceaseless Killing


YES!! CEASELESS KILLIN'!

(and my other nickname...)

L.E.P.: Lifeform Engineered for Peacekeeping

hmm.. now I'm confused!

M.A.G.I.C.M.I.K.E.: Mechanical Artificial Galactic Infiltration Construct/Machine Intended for Killing and Exploration

Mine is the best!

G.R.E.G.O.R.Y.: General Robotic Entity Generated for Online Repair and Yelling

my daughters:
M.A.R.E.N.: Mechanical Android Responsible for Exploration and Nullification

A.E.R.Y.N.: Artificial Electronic Replicant Yearning for Nullification

my wife:
M.E.L.I.N.D.A.: Mechanical Electronic Lifeform Intended for Nocturnal Destruction and Assassination

i am now afraid of my family.

L.A.U.R.E.L.: Lifelike Artificial Ultimate Repair and Exploration Lifeform

A.R.T.U.R.O.: Artificial Robotic Troubleshooting and Ultimate Repair Organism

it's true

Ha ha. Organism.

Yeah, I had to look twice at 'organism', too.

A.Z.N.Y.U.N.R.: Artificial Zeta Neohuman Yearning for Utility and Nocturnal Repair

L.E.G.A.C.Y.P.U.N.K.: Lifeform Engineered for Galactic Assassination and Calculation/Ytterbium Person Used for Nocturnal Killing

Wow, never thought I was such an assassin...