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Do you ever...
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:27 am
by J-MoNeY
Just want to punch the Ashley Simpson girl right in her fucking honker. Jezus, she's annyoing.
She comes out on the Tonight Show last night to sign the bike and, when she came out like 1.23 people clapped. Leno was like, " common people, it's ashley simpson! "
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 11:26 am
by jamal
well, at least they didn't boo her. I would have. Then I'd yell: "Hey! it's just like the Orange Bowl!"
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 3:37 am
by isotopeman
Who's Ashley Simpson? Seriously.
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:29 am
by douglas vincent
Barts older sister who made porn and got kicked off the show.
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:28 am
by entirelyturbo
I'm sick of all these ditzy little whores who somehow make up for their stark lack of talent just with their good looks. It's sickening to me.
It makes me almost want to go pump iron everyday for 3 years, dump gallons of hair gel in my hair and then go join a boy band (not like I need any singing talent) just so I can become a millionaire and have millions of underage girls flicking their bean every night just thinking about me.
Hmmm, that's not a bad idea actually
Re: Do you ever...
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:47 am
by Yukonart
J-MoNeY wrote:Just want to punch the Ashley Simpson girl right in her fucking honker.
No. . . but I'd do her doggystyle.
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:15 am
by LaureltheQueen
me too
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:41 am
by dzx
so long as she didn't talk or anything.
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:45 am
by Yukonart
Oh she could try. . . . kinda hard with a full mouf, though.
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:47 am
by AWD_addict
That'll get her lips in sync.
Zing!
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:53 am
by evolutionmovement
Dumb women aren't as good in bed, or so I believe as I never slept with a really dumb one. Still, I can't imagine there's much creativity or understanding.
Steve
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:59 am
by Yukonart
evolutionmovement wrote:Dumb women aren't as good in bed, or so I believe as I never slept with a really dumb one.
Hence the doggystyle.
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:11 am
by LaureltheQueen
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:13 am
by LegacyPunk
this thread proves how fast our minds hit the toilet.
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:15 am
by Yukonart
LaureltheQueen wrote:
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:28 am
by LaureltheQueen
am I really that dumb?
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:36 am
by evolutionmovement
I think I'll have to judge that one as an impartial 3rd party
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I can pick you up at Logan Airport anytime, Laurel.
Steve
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:38 am
by LaureltheQueen
how YOU doin?
:naughty:
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:44 am
by evolutionmovement
Oh, I'm doin' alright. I could do better ...
Steve
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:50 am
by Yukonart
LaureltheQueen wrote:am I really that dumb?
No. . . .
. . . I am.
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:52 am
by azn2nr
harrrrrrrr. art would probaly do her doggy idp. jk jk.
i saw a clip of her show on mtv that was filmed after the orange bowl. she was sayin "if my carreer ends just because of this? thats really sad"
that and if her carreer has any room to improve she needs a new song writer. wtf does "you make me want to lala" mean
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:13 pm
by tris91ricer
Yeah, punch her in that big f*ckn honker! That nose is HUGE! oh, and if anyone saw her little MTV show about her first album, you'll see that not only did she not write any of her own music, but it's had the shit edited out of it to make it at least sound decent.
No, make her "la-la" doesn't mean anything, I'm sure.. that whole song annoys me to no end. My ex loves that cd, needless to say.