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I was driving around the parkinglots at school, and was turning into another lot. Some hoe was coming out of the lot and ran her stop sign and I had to run over the curb (eek). Small scratch on the rim, I'm not to upset.

But then I found a spot. A cherry one. Up front, the person (maybe the hoe?) just left it. I was going to nose in, but decided to back in.

I cut the wheel, and started to back into MY spot.

This woman in a Neon, who was behind me coming into the lot) starts honking at me.

I pull into the space, and she pulls up.

"That was my spot you mother fucker!!!! I saw it first! I've been circiling this parking lot for 20 minutes, that's MY Spot!"

I looked at her like she was on drugs. I just muttered to her as I got my bag out of the car, "I was here first, sorry."

She drove on, and called me an asshole. Just then, another car pulled out of a spot and a guy in a red sentra took it.

White neon lady pulled around again "FUCK YOU! That was MY spot!! MOVE!"

He said "It's a parking lot, sorry"

She said "That fucking asshole stole my spot a few seconds ago, and now you stole mine! Asshole!"

She drove on. This basketball player was walking by, and he asked if I knew her, I said no. He said "crazy white hoe." I laughed.

THEN, I forgot to put my parking permit on the window, so I went back to the car to do that. The guy in the Sentra was standing there. I asked, "did she yell at you too? She was getting all mad, and I was here first."

He said, get ready for this, "Yea, and she's my girlfriend."

I laughed, and said "circling the parking lot for 20 minutes doesn't entitle you to the next available parking spot."

He laughed and said, again, get ready, "yea, don't sweat it. She's on the rag."

Incase you missed that, I'll say it again. "Yea, don't sweat it. She's on the rag."

She's on the rag. Her boyfriend said this.

I wonder if he has to lock her up at night?

Just thought that was humorous, and you guys might get a kick out of it.

Phil

thanks phil, that made my day lol

That is funny, for some reason, girls driving neons always seem to be angry at something.

But it might be even funnier if I understood what on the rag means.

I'd be angry too if I was driving a neon.

On the rag means on your period

Happens to me all the time, except I'm usually the one who's spot gets stolen..lol I almost had to smack a bitch the other day, but I decided it wasnt worth it.

Lol, great little story Phil, I feel bad for the boyfriend.

haha great story to start the day

I get that alot her in FL because all the other drivers are so fricking old that they can't turn their necks to back into a parking space so they no longer feel anyone else should back into a parking space either so when I try to do it they get their depends in an up-roar. Hell, they probably fill them when I do that.

It's just not safe down here. The old people back into you and just keep on going. They let their cars drift while they are moving the gear selector into "D" and they think the thud they feel is their tranny engaging...when it is their TANK hitting our cars.

Great story!!

She's probably still driving around the lot yelling at people.

On christmas night she drives around toys'R' us yelling....."FUCK YOU ALL AND TO ALL A BAD NIGHT!!"

thanks laurel.
that is way funnier. I thought on the rag meant crack. Ahh I am slow...

subawhatsubawho - you should jjust carry arround a bull horn at all times. Next time an old person almost hits you, give them a blast. That will either teach them to pay attention and look or will kill them. Either way they won't hit anyone elses' car.

Ok that was really mean, i'm sorry. The elderly have feelings too.

haha, see sig.

One time I was parking in the lot at school. I was backing into my parking spot and the guy behind me didn't notice when I pulled around to back in. He was going so fast that he locked his tires on his Talon trying to avoid me and then gave me the finger like it was my fault that he wasn't paying attention.

I was walking from my parking spot to the store, and a parking space was right in front of me to the right (I was walking up the aisle). A woman comes up in a neon, and screams by me, RIGHT INTO THE PARKING SPOT. I got cut off by a car while I was on foot! I was so tempted to start screaming and holding my foot....then she would've been sorry

LOL@ Tristan's sig

I've said it once, I'll say it again - F'n neons... .

hahahahahahahha.

On the news last night they were showing a story about an elderly lady that tried to park between two parked vehicles in a parking lot.

Here is the story from the papers:
STUART, FL — A senior citizen driver crashed into a family walking in a parking lot, was cited Tuesday for allegedly failing to maintain vehicle insurance.

Shirley L. Weiler, 81, was already given a careless driving ticket in the Sept. 20 incident that injured Jensen Beach mother Stacey Efinger, 31, and her four-year-old son, Christian.


Family said the mom had undergone re-constructive knee surgery while the boy remained in the hospital with severe burns to his arm.

At 81, there's ALL THE MORE REASON to insure them --something is more likely to happen. Not just to their car, house, or hips, but to THEM in general. 500k policy, yo.

My favorite game back when I was going to school was to walk through the 150 or so space lot that was right in the middle of campus. So this is of course prime real estate and completely full by 7:30 every morning. And despite there being a 400+ spot lot that was never full 2 blocks away from the smaller lot, there was always ten idiots at any one time circling the lot for the maybe 4 spaces that would open up between classes. So on my way out to were I parked I'd walk slowly down an isle in the closer lot until I picked up a "Stalker." I'd string them all the way down the lot and walk up to a car, pretend to dig for my keys for a while, and then walk off. One time, I'm not making this up, a fat chick in a red NEON went nuts when I did this to her. I'm not quite sure what she said to me, but it wasn't nice. I said there is an empty lot 500ft that way, you look like you could use the walk.

G-reg wrote: I said there is an empty lot 500ft that way, you look like you could use the walk.

G-reg wrote:... a fat chick in a red NEON went nuts when I did this to her...

That proves it! Fat chicks in Neons are all crazy. Actually, all chicks in Neons are all crazy. Fat chicks are all crazy. whew, I'm tired.

snowboarded wrote:

G-reg wrote:... a fat chick in a red NEON went nuts when I did this to her...

That proves it! Fat chicks in Neons are all crazy. Actually, all chicks in Neons are all crazy. Fat chicks are all crazy. whew, I'm tired.

That is....untill your friend rolls up in the moped and gives her a ride to the other side of the parking lot. (double trouble)

Lol. Our roommate's girlfriend has a neon and she's literally the craziest person that I've ever met in my life

subawhatsubawho wrote:

snowboarded wrote:

G-reg wrote:... a fat chick in a red NEON went nuts when I did this to her...

That proves it! Fat chicks in Neons are all crazy. Actually, all chicks in Neons are all crazy. Fat chicks are all crazy. whew, I'm tired.

That is....untill your friend rolls up in the moped and gives her a ride to the other side of the parking lot. (double trouble)

Mopeds are like fat chicks. They're fun to ride until your friends see you!

Sorry, that was mean.

There must be a correlation between insanity and neon ownership...oh yeah, its obvious, they own a Chrysler!

As my great uncle used to say....

"Jesus Chrysler!"