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Bumper sticker philosophy
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:55 am
by beatersubi
Those of us who live in the Puget Sound area have probably heard this on The End. But i thought it might be fun to take it to a larger audience.
So...post a slogan or, for extra mad props, a picture of a good/funny bumper sticker.
Here are a couple of examples to start off...
Nice truck, sorry about your penis.
I sympathize with your ex.
I may be a loser, but I try really hard.
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:45 pm
by Legacy777
Keep honkin' I'm reloading.
and some that I should have made up
I hate stupid people
or
I hate people
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:53 pm
by 92ss satinsvoice
I ♥ boost
why are you reading this? WATCH THE DAMN ROAD!
fueled by Arabian greed
no fat chicks, my exhaust will scrape
i dont care about your honor student
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:19 pm
by jamal
I want a big yellow caution sticker that says "Government Approved High Speed Test Vehicle."
Unfortunately my car isn't very fast.
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:30 am
by evolutionmovement
Josh, there are People Suck stickers
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:52 am
by beatersubi
Legacy777, I also hate people.
Couple more...
CAUTION: Driver suffers from merge anxiety. (for those people)
If this is getting smaller, the light turned green.
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:41 pm
by Legacy777
evolutionmovement wrote:Josh, there are People Suck stickers
Yeah I've seen a few of them. If I didn't hate bumper stickers, I'd consider getting one, or making one of my choice
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:56 pm
by 555BCTurbo
"Crankwalk Kills"
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:16 pm
by n2x4
My personal fav:
"Praise The Lowered"
or
"Praise the Lowrd"
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:39 am
by beatersubi
I'd also adorn the back of my car with all sorts of messages. If I wanted to look like every other far left, bleeding heart liberal around here. So I post them here instead.
One I saw today on a particularly riced out honda (flat black hood, mismatched body kit, etc.):
Don't let the car fool you, my treasure is in heaven.
Needless to say, he wasn't fooling anyone.
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:00 am
by TheSubaruJunkie
"If you can read this GET OFF MY ASS!"
and one i havent seen but I want to get:
"Sorry if I'm slow... its probably the mustang thats in my way"
or:
"Make sure to let your friends know you got beat by a Wagon"
-Brian
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:53 am
by AWD_addict
"I don't care how they do it in Minato-ku Tokyo"
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:56 am
by Threshld1
license plate frame:
Drive Right --->
<--- Pass Left
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:31 pm
by ivwarrior
Spotted on the back of a tractor-trailer
<---- Passing Side...................................................Suicide----->
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 3:41 pm
by entirelyturbo
Saw one that said "Stop reading my bumper sticker and GET YOUR OWN!"
I still love "My kid beat up your honor student" That's my favorite I think.
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:17 pm
by beatersubi
ivwarrior, I saw one like that:
<----el paso_____________________el chrasho---->
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:30 pm
by entirelyturbo
beatersubi wrote:ivwarrior, I saw one like that:
<----el paso_____________________el chrasho---->
HAHAHAHA. That one's good!
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:51 am
by smh0101
I miss my ex, but at this range my aim is sure to improve
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:40 am
by beatersubi
One I'd like to see:
Proud to be NON-union
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:17 pm
by 93forestpearl
My buddy has this on his '97 Legacy Wagon Brighton
"My Other car is t3h f4st0rz"
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:38 pm
by jamal
93forestpearl wrote:My buddy has this on his '97 Legacy Wagon Brighton
"My Other car is t3h f4st0rz"
is it an SRT4?
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:30 pm
by 93forestpearl
Its a Integra GSR, mainly his track slut.
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:22 pm
by Adam West
We should expand this to license plate ideas...
Here's one I'm thinking of for my track focused car...
BRAKEL8
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:16 am
by skid542
I used to have, and will again soon - SOAR1NG. I also had a bumper sticker that said - I'd rather be soaring.
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 1:46 am
by beatersubi
I want to get one for my bike that says:
SPD KLS