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Why waste your money on a turbo?
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:04 pm
by GodSquadMandrake
If I only knew this existed I never would've wasted my money on the real thing!
ebay link
Ebay Turbo Simulator

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:03 pm
by beatersubi
...when you can get a 250hp streetable b18c?
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:25 pm
by n2x4
...when you can save the environment and ride a bike?
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:01 pm
by asc_up
...when there's porn to be watched?
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:19 am
by Bdub
...when there are beers to drink
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:59 am
by PhyrraM
.......When the neighbor has an LS(whatever) sitting in his garage that he promises he could swap into anything in a weekend. He also promises that no feeeoooour cylinder can make real power like a 'merican V8.
Um...yeah....where's that turbo?
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:18 am
by SILINC3R
when you have access to a closed deck and your car has an open deck and you only have like 5 HP

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:26 pm
by Imprezive
...when you could be spending your money on a tattoo like this

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:12 pm
by beatersubi
Is that Patrick Swayze as a centaur!?!
I know which one I'd waste my money on.
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:28 pm
by GodSquadMandrake
Where did my post go? I was trying to say why buy a turbo when you can buy the ebay TURBO SIMULATOR! It goes in your tailpipe and makes powerful turbo sounds. The harder you step on the gas the better your car sounds! I spent $400 on a 16G for nothing...
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:40 pm
by SLODRIVE
Imprezive wrote:...when you could be spending your money on a tattoo like this

Dude...I just about choked to death on my Mountain Dew when I saw this!
My opinion...anyone with enough balls(or lack of? not sure) to wear that tat needs no turbo...none!

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:42 pm
by Imprezive
GodSquadMandrake wrote:Where did my post go? I was trying to say why buy a turbo when you can buy the ebay TURBO SIMULATOR! It goes in your tailpipe and makes powerful turbo sounds. The harder you step on the gas the better your car sounds! I spent $400 on a 16G for nothing...
ohhhhh, ok now it all makes sense. Back when I was in highschool this kid had one on his civic no joke! It was hilarious. I should get one more my loyale...
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:58 pm
by GodSquadMandrake
If you do... get the BOV sound generator to go with it! I think the glue on Brembo caliper covers would also be a nice touch. 4 pot look... pothead price

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:16 pm
by gijonas
I dont get it.
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:12 pm
by Subtle
GodSquadMandrake wrote:Where did my post go? I was trying to say why buy a turbo when you can buy the ebay TURBO SIMULATOR! It goes in your tailpipe and makes powerful turbo sounds. The harder you step on the gas the better your car sounds! I spent $400 on a 16G for nothing...
Are you sure that is not a TURBO STIMULATOR?

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:56 pm
by 92ss satinsvoice
fuckin ricers... LOL