Would you get a floral implant?!

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Would you get a floral implant?!

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http://www.floralsculptureclinic.nl

"an engineered bone tissue, rationally designed and bio-compatible. Currently available Floral Sculpture bone substitutes, used for implants, are truely bone-like. They are biodegradable scaffolds with growth factors, to induce the growth of new bone tissues. This is a totally dissolving tissue. Floral Sculpture implants are ideal for cosmetic purposes because of their natural feeling. Floral Sculpture is the first implant that will create a symbioses between natural bone and engineered/manufactured bone tissue."
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Now that's messed up
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Post by scottzg »

ooh, you could get one of those, and get a tatoo of a flower on top of it...

cosmetic surgery is wierd. Of course, im biased cause im just so damn pretty.
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Post by Yukonart »

lol. . . this thread has the potential for greatness. . . .

. . . in the joke department!
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eww wtf
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That's it. We've officially amused ourselves to death. This is what happens when the 3% support the rest.

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that's just f'd up.....
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Post by entirelyturbo »

I'm gonna get one of those on each of my asscheeks :mrgreen:
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Because subyluvr mentioned ass cheeks...

My sister worked with a nurse who had a turkey tattooed to his left ass cheek and a Christmas tree on his right to show that there was something good to eat between the holidays. He also had two dogs on his inner thighs that were supposed to be fighting over a bone.

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Post by import_freak »

Are you sure theyre not fighting over a stick?
Maybe perhaps a twig? :roll: :roll: :roll:
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hahah
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Post by evolutionmovement »

I have no idea if it was a twig or a log - my sister only saw the asscheek ones in person. I never met the guy myself, but that's OK - I've met more than my share of weirdos. My lesbian sister's current roommate was born a straight woman and became a gay man. He came to our Thanksgiving and wore a blue handkerchief in his back pocket which I later found out was a signal for 'being receptive to anal sex'. This guy though this was appropriate at a stranger's Thanksgiving dinner where the only gay people were two lesbians... She/he is the best recent freak I can think of.

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