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Post by J-MoNeY »

Just want to punch the Ashley Simpson girl right in her fucking honker. Jezus, she's annyoing.

She comes out on the Tonight Show last night to sign the bike and, when she came out like 1.23 people clapped. Leno was like, " common people, it's ashley simpson! " :x
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well, at least they didn't boo her. I would have. Then I'd yell: "Hey! it's just like the Orange Bowl!"
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Who's Ashley Simpson? Seriously.
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Barts older sister who made porn and got kicked off the show.
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I'm sick of all these ditzy little whores who somehow make up for their stark lack of talent just with their good looks. It's sickening to me.

It makes me almost want to go pump iron everyday for 3 years, dump gallons of hair gel in my hair and then go join a boy band (not like I need any singing talent) just so I can become a millionaire and have millions of underage girls flicking their bean every night just thinking about me.

Hmmm, that's not a bad idea actually :D
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J-MoNeY wrote:Just want to punch the Ashley Simpson girl right in her fucking honker.

No. . . but I'd do her doggystyle. ;)
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me too
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so long as she didn't talk or anything.
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Oh she could try. . . . kinda hard with a full mouf, though. :lol:
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That'll get her lips in sync.
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Dumb women aren't as good in bed, or so I believe as I never slept with a really dumb one. Still, I can't imagine there's much creativity or understanding.

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evolutionmovement wrote:Dumb women aren't as good in bed, or so I believe as I never slept with a really dumb one.

Hence the doggystyle. ;)
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this thread proves how fast our minds hit the toilet. :lol:
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LaureltheQueen wrote::(
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am I really that dumb?
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I think I'll have to judge that one as an impartial 3rd party :wink: .

I can pick you up at Logan Airport anytime, Laurel.

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how YOU doin?


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Oh, I'm doin' alright. I could do better ...

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LaureltheQueen wrote:am I really that dumb?

No. . . .










. . . I am. :oops:
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Post by azn2nr »

harrrrrrrr. art would probaly do her doggy idp. jk jk.

i saw a clip of her show on mtv that was filmed after the orange bowl. she was sayin "if my carreer ends just because of this? thats really sad"

that and if her carreer has any room to improve she needs a new song writer. wtf does "you make me want to lala" mean
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Yeah, punch her in that big f*ckn honker! That nose is HUGE! oh, and if anyone saw her little MTV show about her first album, you'll see that not only did she not write any of her own music, but it's had the shit edited out of it to make it at least sound decent.
No, make her "la-la" doesn't mean anything, I'm sure.. that whole song annoys me to no end. My ex loves that cd, needless to say.
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