I have the contents of Paris Hiltons address book...NO JOKE!

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I have the contents of Paris Hiltons address book...NO JOKE!

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If you want it then shoot me a PM. This is not a joke!

You saw it on the news...get it from me! Wanna call Fred Durst...??
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That's a few days old, most of the numbers were changed pretty quickly. At some point in cyberspace a number for the FBI was replaced for a few of the people so don't be stupid and try to call any. Though that is pretty damn funny.
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I can't stand that stupid worthless whore and I probably wouldn't want to know anyone she does (Fred Durst especially - I see the talentless stick together). I hate her so much that I created a character in my third novel to rip on her.

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Jesus Christ.

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It was good for the shock value...
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http://www.wegotcandy.com/paris.php?ref=r6

Those are supposedly the pictures from the phone. Slightly more interesting than the numbers and some are NWS
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Yeah...the pics ain't bad. How can anyone tell me they wouldn't tap dat ass if given the chance. I would tag that untill it was a red tag....
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I wouldn't. She's nasty. I'm perfectly happy with USC sorority girls.
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I'd take them too...
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id tag it.

ill take the phone numbers. i get free long distance so it doesnt matter if i call any of them.

did anyone see the viva la bam where he put knocksville's number on a billboard and ended up with like 3000 messages on his phone?

edit: just found them. im so tempted to call eminem
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I called em...got a weird message. Call Vin Diesel!!!!! Listen to his message!!
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harrrrrrrr. thats sooo effing funny. sounds like he was in a drunk hiphop mood that day
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call linsay lohan. her message is teh funnay. sounds like she changed it after the number got out but its still funay
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I heard that one...sounds like someone is burping and calling themselves a whore....
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durst is promoting some dudes album on his message.
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she's got nice tits......
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i have her mobie too
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Yeh, lindsay lohan, illegal, but god help me i'd hit it.
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i thought she was legal now? at least for me here in utah
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Yall seem to forget I live in FL.... I just take her a few miles out on a cruise ship and all of a sudden we are in international water and all laws do not apply! (for the most part)

I would be hitting that in the captains chair! I would fark the sheot out of the olson twins just for the fun of it.

I would show all those hot youngins my "O" phase!!!
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Man, you guys 'll stick anything. A girl's got to have brains for me ... and a nice ass - not one like a 10 yr old boy. I leave that to the Catholic priests.

Notice how Paris took all pictures of herself? I don't mind egos with people who've earned that right, but I'd upholster my dashboard in her skin if I could. Eh, she wouldn't have enough skin for that anyway.

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Shiiiiiitttt....If I looked like her I would do myself in my own porn on a daily basis. I would nail her sister too!!

Imagine nailing Nicole richie and one of her dads songs comes on the radio.....while you are at a Hilton in Paris. Yummy!!
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