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BAC5.2
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Funnier shit ever
2009 Outback 2.5XT. 5MT. Satin White Pearl.
2009 Impreza 2.5i Premium. Blue.
[quote="scottzg"]...I'm not a fan of the vagina...[/quote][quote="evolutionmovement"]This will all go much easier if people stop doubting me.[/quote]
2009 Impreza 2.5i Premium. Blue.
[quote="scottzg"]...I'm not a fan of the vagina...[/quote][quote="evolutionmovement"]This will all go much easier if people stop doubting me.[/quote]
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555BCTurbo
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Manarius
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Wow. Just wow.
That guy looks like George Eads from CSI...
That guy looks like George Eads from CSI...
1995 Polo Green Subaru SVX (189k miles - 08/2007-Present)Manarius wrote:The Neo-Cons would call me a defeatist. I'd call me a realist. I'm realistically saying that a snowball has better chances in the blazes of hell than democracy has in Iraq.
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LaureltheQueen
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entirelyturbo
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I've been waiting for a big corporation to pull all the stops out, and forget being PC and professional.
Philips has done it!
Oh, and...

Philips has done it!
Oh, and...
If you actually need one of these, my crush on you is SO overLaureltheQueen wrote:I should get one.
1993 Citroën XM Turbo C.T.
1993 Ford Spectron XL-T
1991 Fiat Croma 2.0T i.e.
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"Der Wahnsinn ist nur eine schmale Brücke/die Ufer sind Vernunft und Trieb"
1993 Ford Spectron XL-T
1991 Fiat Croma 2.0T i.e.
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"Der Wahnsinn ist nur eine schmale Brücke/die Ufer sind Vernunft und Trieb"
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entirelyturbo
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BAHAHAHAHA! I asked my own question: What about itching after you shave?
He said "That's something you might wanna talk to your doctor about."

He said "That's something you might wanna talk to your doctor about."
1993 Citroën XM Turbo C.T.
1993 Ford Spectron XL-T
1991 Fiat Croma 2.0T i.e.
Another car, soon to be announced
Find me on Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok
"Der Wahnsinn ist nur eine schmale Brücke/die Ufer sind Vernunft und Trieb"
1993 Ford Spectron XL-T
1991 Fiat Croma 2.0T i.e.
Another car, soon to be announced
Find me on Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok
"Der Wahnsinn ist nur eine schmale Brücke/die Ufer sind Vernunft und Trieb"
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evolutionmovement
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Laurel doesn't need one if I can tell, though the thick layers these New England winters require can hide a lot.
Midnight in a Perfect World on Amazon or order anywhere. The first book in a quartet chronicling the rise of a man from angry criminal to philanthropist. Midnight... is a distopic noirish novel featuring 'Duchess', a modified 1990 Subaru Legacy wagon.
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legacy92ej22t
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Wow, is that really...real? If that is their actual ad I think I need to buy one just on principle alone! I love it.
The optical exam and testimoanials was pretty funny too...get it...testi...moan...ials. [cheesyloungelizardlaugh]Hahahadihaha[/cheesyloungelizardlaugh]
The optical exam and testimoanials was pretty funny too...get it...testi...moan...ials. [cheesyloungelizardlaugh]Hahahadihaha[/cheesyloungelizardlaugh]
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'92 SS 5mt. All go and no show. Sold :(
'94 Audi UrS4 Modded (new project)
'96 Outback 5mt.
'07 Legacy 2.5i SE
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Oh... and I hope the fucker get bunked with Gunter, arrested for raping Gorillas.[/quote]
'92 SS 5mt. All go and no show. Sold :(
'94 Audi UrS4 Modded (new project)
'96 Outback 5mt.
'07 Legacy 2.5i SE
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Oh... and I hope the fucker get bunked with Gunter, arrested for raping Gorillas.[/quote]
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Project_Legacy
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free5ty1e
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Forking hi-larious!
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91SS 4EAT stock, 200k mi
91SS 5MT rebuilt engine waiting for a shell
93TW 4EAT, Forester lift, 3" TBE, 11psi, 200k mi
94SS 5MT4.11+rLSD 311k km: RobTune550,TD05-16g @ 18psi,FMIC,3"TBE,Forester lift
91SS 4EAT stock, 200k mi
91SS 5MT rebuilt engine waiting for a shell
93TW 4EAT, Forester lift, 3" TBE, 11psi, 200k mi
94SS 5MT4.11+rLSD 311k km: RobTune550,TD05-16g @ 18psi,FMIC,3"TBE,Forester lift
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BAC5.2
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Our IT guy showed it to me. He HIGHLY recommends.
It's not for facial hair though.
I will be getting mine soon though. The hedge has gone un-trimmed, and that's just no good.
It's not for facial hair though.
I will be getting mine soon though. The hedge has gone un-trimmed, and that's just no good.
2009 Outback 2.5XT. 5MT. Satin White Pearl.
2009 Impreza 2.5i Premium. Blue.
[quote="scottzg"]...I'm not a fan of the vagina...[/quote][quote="evolutionmovement"]This will all go much easier if people stop doubting me.[/quote]
2009 Impreza 2.5i Premium. Blue.
[quote="scottzg"]...I'm not a fan of the vagina...[/quote][quote="evolutionmovement"]This will all go much easier if people stop doubting me.[/quote]
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free5ty1e
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Thank you for that mental imagery, Phil.
In the spirit of such imagery, I could also use one. I am, after all, a full-blooded I-talian male.
...you're welcome.
-Chris
91SS 4EAT stock, 200k mi
91SS 5MT rebuilt engine waiting for a shell
93TW 4EAT, Forester lift, 3" TBE, 11psi, 200k mi
94SS 5MT4.11+rLSD 311k km: RobTune550,TD05-16g @ 18psi,FMIC,3"TBE,Forester lift
91SS 4EAT stock, 200k mi
91SS 5MT rebuilt engine waiting for a shell
93TW 4EAT, Forester lift, 3" TBE, 11psi, 200k mi
94SS 5MT4.11+rLSD 311k km: RobTune550,TD05-16g @ 18psi,FMIC,3"TBE,Forester lift
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AWD_addict
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Where's the music video?
The ad is too funny not to buy one.....and now I can avoid all those nicks and cuts with normal razors
The ad is too funny not to buy one.....and now I can avoid all those nicks and cuts with normal razors
Josh
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1990 Legacy (AWD, 6MT, & EJ22T Swap)
2020 Outback Limted XT
If you need to get a hold of me please email me rather then pm
surrealmirage.com/subaru
1990 Legacy (AWD, 6MT, & EJ22T Swap)
2020 Outback Limted XT
If you need to get a hold of me please email me rather then pm
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entirelyturbo
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Go to Main Menu Josh, just hover over it, and the menu will pop up with the music video at the end.
This is all fine and dandy and everything, but how much is this thing gonna cost?
This is all fine and dandy and everything, but how much is this thing gonna cost?
1993 Citroën XM Turbo C.T.
1993 Ford Spectron XL-T
1991 Fiat Croma 2.0T i.e.
Another car, soon to be announced
Find me on Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok
"Der Wahnsinn ist nur eine schmale Brücke/die Ufer sind Vernunft und Trieb"
1993 Ford Spectron XL-T
1991 Fiat Croma 2.0T i.e.
Another car, soon to be announced
Find me on Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok
"Der Wahnsinn ist nur eine schmale Brücke/die Ufer sind Vernunft und Trieb"
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LaureltheQueen
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free5ty1e
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Good question.. I doubt it would work on my facial hair but thats some tough shit. It does seem like some of the bleeps in the ad could have been for female parts though.
Anyone have one yet?
Anyone have one yet?
-Chris
91SS 4EAT stock, 200k mi
91SS 5MT rebuilt engine waiting for a shell
93TW 4EAT, Forester lift, 3" TBE, 11psi, 200k mi
94SS 5MT4.11+rLSD 311k km: RobTune550,TD05-16g @ 18psi,FMIC,3"TBE,Forester lift
91SS 4EAT stock, 200k mi
91SS 5MT rebuilt engine waiting for a shell
93TW 4EAT, Forester lift, 3" TBE, 11psi, 200k mi
94SS 5MT4.11+rLSD 311k km: RobTune550,TD05-16g @ 18psi,FMIC,3"TBE,Forester lift
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LaureltheQueen
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Werd.
Anyone see the guy's reaction to the question, "What do you think of using scissors, waxing, or razors to remove body hair?"
....exactly. Only made that mistake once.
Anyone see the guy's reaction to the question, "What do you think of using scissors, waxing, or razors to remove body hair?"
....exactly. Only made that mistake once.
-Chris
91SS 4EAT stock, 200k mi
91SS 5MT rebuilt engine waiting for a shell
93TW 4EAT, Forester lift, 3" TBE, 11psi, 200k mi
94SS 5MT4.11+rLSD 311k km: RobTune550,TD05-16g @ 18psi,FMIC,3"TBE,Forester lift
91SS 4EAT stock, 200k mi
91SS 5MT rebuilt engine waiting for a shell
93TW 4EAT, Forester lift, 3" TBE, 11psi, 200k mi
94SS 5MT4.11+rLSD 311k km: RobTune550,TD05-16g @ 18psi,FMIC,3"TBE,Forester lift
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LaureltheQueen
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