Haynes Sex Manual

LegacyPunk · Post by **LegacyPunk** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 9:27 pm

http://www.fastwrx.com/hasexma.html

LOL came across this at school, I should pick one up

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 10:35 pm

Probably incomplete and with some errors like their other manuals.

Steve

BAC5.2 · Post by **BAC5.2** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 11:25 pm

I saw that, it was pretty sweet. MachV is like 30 minutes from me!

legacy92ej22t · Post by **legacy92ej22t** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 11:38 pm

Mach V's prices suck. Theyr'e cool guys but their stuff is waaaay over priced.

Post by **Legacy777** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 11:39 pm

that's great. Wonder if I could get it on amazon or something.

Post by **Legacy777** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 11:44 pm

hmmm....doesn't look like it.....b&n doesn't have it either......wonder if I could get it special order

entirelyturbo · Post by **entirelyturbo** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 5:25 am

Why are you so stuck on getting it Josh?

j/k...

Steve, I wonder if they have inaccurate and outdated diagrams like other Haynes manuals

I, for one, have always enjoyed British humor. Monty Python is still one of my favorites, along with Mr. Bean stuff.

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 6:40 am

I wonder if they have how to have sex in an early Datsun Z - I could've written that one. IIRC there are four only mildly uncomfortable positions.

Steve

vrg3 · Post by **vrg3** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 10:42 am

I'd be concerned that a lot of their information would be only relevant or correct for a few models and not others.

Post by **Legacy777** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 2:25 pm

this is just one of those particularly humorous things......my ex got me a connect the dot sex book.......similar type of thing.....just funny.

LaureltheQueen · Post by **LaureltheQueen** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 1:44 am

dont need a manual for sex in a station wagon +1

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 6:20 am

I don't know, Laurel, you'd be surprised about some people!

Steve

Yukonart · Post by **Yukonart** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 6:30 am

If a person needs a manual for sex, perhaps that's a hint they should NOT be reproducing.

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 6:44 am

That's what I think, yet they often seem to be the ones with the most kids.

Steve

Yukonart · Post by **Yukonart** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 6:59 am

evolutionmovement wrote:That's what I think, yet they often seem to be the ones with the most kids.

Steve

Precisely.

entirelyturbo · Post by **entirelyturbo** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 4:41 pm

In all honesty, I should probably get a manual, I think I forgot how to do it...

444turbo · Post by **444turbo** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 5:01 pm

What is sex anyway?

Post by **Legacy777** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 5:55 pm

I think you really need to look at this book as a source of humor.....but also with the fact.....nobody knows everything....and hey....maybe it has some useful stuff in it.

On a semi-related note......I remember surfin this electronic music site.....they had a section on rants or something....really don't know. But one girl had written about the fact that guys don't know how to give good oral sex. She then proceeded to go on and describe some of the things you should do, don't do....etc etc.

I will say I learned some stuff.....haven't tried it yet.....but from what I remember the outcome looks good

I just wish I remembered where/what site it was on. Either that....or they changed the site and took that section down. Which I think is what happened.......

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 3:57 am

Female ejaculation - is there anything cooler?

Steve

THAWA · Post by **THAWA** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:07 am

LaureltheQueen · Post by **LaureltheQueen** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:34 am

i was listening to loveline last night and one of the guests said to twist in opposite directions with both hands and keep your mouth on the tip, does that one sound like a winner?

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:42 am

That's one technique. I like to use different ones as I go up until the point where it's best to repeat the same thing. Soemtimes I stop and start again at the right time just to tease. But anyways...

Mango green tea with a little gin is a good combo.

Steve

THAWA · Post by **THAWA** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:50 am

i mustve missed something, what are you talking about?

Yukonart · Post by **Yukonart** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:53 am

THAWA wrote:i mustve missed something, what are you talking about?

If I had to guess . . .

. . . and I really hate to. . . .

. . . I'd say "teh cawk"

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:56 am

What the hell, I'm talking about oral sex with women. I thought it was obvious. I haven't drank that much!

Steve

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