My Ass Hurts. . . .

This is for non-Subaru related topics. Keep it realistic please.

Moderator: Moderators

Post Reply
Yukonart
Cradle Robber
Cradle Robber
Posts: 2655
Joined: Wed Aug 13, 2003 10:45 am
Location: Bothell, WA
Contact:
Contact Yukonart

My Ass Hurts. . . .

Post by Yukonart »

. . . that is all. :(
"Power is NOTHING without control"
1994 & 2005 Legacy GT Wagons
Top
LaureltheQueen
Spelling Nazi
Spelling Nazi
Posts: 4644
Joined: Fri Aug 29, 2003 7:14 am
Location: Lynnwood, WA
Contact:
Contact LaureltheQueen

Post by LaureltheQueen »

i KNEW you and Tim were up to something while i was at work!
Laurel Tuning Stage 15
92 Touring Wagon 5MT 16G
[quote="NICO I WRX U"]the streets are my track[/quote]
Top
Yukonart
Cradle Robber
Cradle Robber
Posts: 2655
Joined: Wed Aug 13, 2003 10:45 am
Location: Bothell, WA
Contact:
Contact Yukonart

Post by Yukonart »

:oops:
"Power is NOTHING without control"
1994 & 2005 Legacy GT Wagons
Top
tris91ricer
Title Whore
Posts: 2692
Joined: Mon Dec 01, 2003 7:19 am
Location: Valdosta, GA

Post by tris91ricer »

ummm...? Art, is there something you'd like to tell us?
[b]'92 L Sedan[/b]
EJ20g 4.11 5sp LSD

[quote]e46 owners tend to be twats.
[/quote]
Top
Yukonart
Cradle Robber
Cradle Robber
Posts: 2655
Joined: Wed Aug 13, 2003 10:45 am
Location: Bothell, WA
Contact:
Contact Yukonart

Post by Yukonart »

No. :oops:
"Power is NOTHING without control"
1994 & 2005 Legacy GT Wagons
Top
THAWA
Knowledgeable
Knowledgeable
Posts: 6829
Joined: Thu Aug 21, 2003 7:44 pm
Location: Sacramento, CA
Contact:
Contact THAWA

Post by THAWA »

Dont be ashamed.
Rio Red 90 Legacy LS AWD 174k
Liquid Silver 92 SVX LS-L 88k
[url=http://folding.amdmbpond.com/FoldingForOurFuture.html]Do you fold?[/url]

I'm on First and First. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.
Top
Yukonart
Cradle Robber
Cradle Robber
Posts: 2655
Joined: Wed Aug 13, 2003 10:45 am
Location: Bothell, WA
Contact:
Contact Yukonart

Post by Yukonart »

:lol:
"Power is NOTHING without control"
1994 & 2005 Legacy GT Wagons
Top
azn2nr
Fifth Gear
Posts: 2412
Joined: Sun Nov 30, 2003 8:02 am
Location: salt lake city

Post by azn2nr »

:lol:
-jason
[quote="Scoobyniteowl"] Chasin' @$$ is a great form of exercise and if you do get any, then that is more exercise[/quote]
Top
THAWA
Knowledgeable
Knowledgeable
Posts: 6829
Joined: Thu Aug 21, 2003 7:44 pm
Location: Sacramento, CA
Contact:
Contact THAWA

Post by THAWA »

:cry:
Rio Red 90 Legacy LS AWD 174k
Liquid Silver 92 SVX LS-L 88k
[url=http://folding.amdmbpond.com/FoldingForOurFuture.html]Do you fold?[/url]

I'm on First and First. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.
Top
FG!!
Second Gear
Posts: 257
Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2003 8:46 pm
Location: Seattle USA
Contact:
Contact FG!!

Post by FG!! »

first time anal?

...or first time on the hill this year?
92ss, 66bsa thunderbolt, 92miata, 06wrx
Top
jake15
Fourth Gear
Posts: 1386
Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:42 am
Location: spanaway, Washington

Post by jake15 »

*dr. evil* i haven't laughed that hard since i was a little girl *dr.evil* :lol:
90' legacy built ej257 gt30r 6spd r180 and brembos Bitches 402whp @22psi :D -sexy red
94' Impreza wagon AWD 2.2ltr rally wagon FTW!
Top
dscoobydoo
Fifth Gear
Posts: 2275
Joined: Mon Mar 08, 2004 2:30 am
Location: Auburn, WA
Contact:
Contact dscoobydoo

Post by dscoobydoo »

Boy this sounded like a sick fill in the blank- choose your own adventure.

But i can see where everyone's mind went. Sadly, I was on the same bus. :lol:
Yes I have too many Subarus
No you can't have one
05 GD-STI
01- RS- Swapped-07 STI
00- GF
93 SS- "the original Robtune" (now in new hands)
Top
G-reg
Second Gear
Posts: 346
Joined: Sat Oct 25, 2003 3:25 am
Location: CO to ND to VA to MN to...

Post by G-reg »

I'm guessing snowboarding, always a good way to bust-an-azz. The question is was it gaaaay snowboarding?
Missing a 92 L Wagon, Enjoying an 05 RS Wagon
Top
entirelyturbo
quasi-mod-o
quasi-mod-o
Posts: 5998
Joined: Thu Dec 05, 2002 7:06 pm
Location: Tampa, FL

Post by entirelyturbo »

Whores!
1993 Citroën XM Turbo C.T.
1993 Ford Spectron XL-T
1991 Fiat Croma 2.0T i.e.
Another car, soon to be announced :twisted:

Find me on Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok

"Der Wahnsinn ist nur eine schmale Brücke/die Ufer sind Vernunft und Trieb"
Top
BAC5.2
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 9026
Joined: Thu Jan 29, 2004 8:47 pm
Location: Maryland www.andrewtechautomotive.com
Contact:
Contact BAC5.2

Post by BAC5.2 »

Didn't use enough Astroglide?
2009 Outback 2.5XT. 5MT. Satin White Pearl.
2009 Impreza 2.5i Premium. Blue.

[quote="scottzg"]...I'm not a fan of the vagina...[/quote][quote="evolutionmovement"]This will all go much easier if people stop doubting me.[/quote]
Top
Yukonart
Cradle Robber
Cradle Robber
Posts: 2655
Joined: Wed Aug 13, 2003 10:45 am
Location: Bothell, WA
Contact:
Contact Yukonart

Post by Yukonart »

*note to self*

Use PLENTY of Astroglide . . . before heading up to the mountain, again. ;)
"Power is NOTHING without control"
1994 & 2005 Legacy GT Wagons
Top
legacy92ej22t
Knowledgeable
Knowledgeable
Posts: 5203
Joined: Thu Nov 07, 2002 3:59 am
Location: Cogan Station, PA

Post by legacy92ej22t »

Ah shit, the first time anal thread didn't give you any weird idea's did it Art? :lol:

Back in Jr High I was up boarding at Willamette Pass in Oregon and was riding in the half pipe. It was icy and I went for a backside air and got thrown totally wrong. I came down on the tranny (hehe) on only one ass cheek. My ass cheek stayed there and the rest of me kept moving. Lets just say I had a small tear and some bleeding. :evil:
-Matt

'92 SS 5mt. All go and no show. Sold :(
'94 Audi UrS4 Modded (new project)
'96 Outback 5mt.
'07 Legacy 2.5i SE

[quote="Redlined"]
Oh... and I hope the fucker get bunked with Gunter, arrested for raping Gorillas.[/quote]
Top
Yukonart
Cradle Robber
Cradle Robber
Posts: 2655
Joined: Wed Aug 13, 2003 10:45 am
Location: Bothell, WA
Contact:
Contact Yukonart

Post by Yukonart »

Damn, Matt. . . . was your ass bare. . . and wet? Sounds like it stuck to the ice when you landed. :lol:
"Power is NOTHING without control"
1994 & 2005 Legacy GT Wagons
Top
-K-
Third Gear
Posts: 865
Joined: Tue Oct 15, 2002 2:09 pm
Location: Grants Pass, Oregon

Post by -K- »

I hope I get back in time to hit the slopes.

You should have seen it coming man with that first time anal thread up.
02 WRX Sedan, 5mt
93 Sport Sedan, 5mt
Top
legacy92ej22t
Knowledgeable
Knowledgeable
Posts: 5203
Joined: Thu Nov 07, 2002 3:59 am
Location: Cogan Station, PA

Post by legacy92ej22t »

Yukonart wrote:Damn, Matt. . . . was your ass bare. . . and wet? Sounds like it stuck to the ice when you landed. :lol:
Haha, no. It was just a very sudden tug apon impact. The uphill ass cheek hit before the rest of me that was still traveling further down hill. :shock: I felt violated to be quite honost. :oops:
-Matt

'92 SS 5mt. All go and no show. Sold :(
'94 Audi UrS4 Modded (new project)
'96 Outback 5mt.
'07 Legacy 2.5i SE

[quote="Redlined"]
Oh... and I hope the fucker get bunked with Gunter, arrested for raping Gorillas.[/quote]
Top
snowboarded
Third Gear
Posts: 993
Joined: Fri Sep 03, 2004 12:41 am
Location: Kent Ohio

Post by snowboarded »

legacy92ej22t wrote: I came down on the tranny (hehe) on only one ass cheek. My ass cheek stayed there and the rest of me kept moving. Lets just say I had a small tear and some bleeding. :evil:
I thought i had it bad last week when i got raped by a 50 foot fun box.
Ouch :shock:
[quote="Manarius "]Only flamers will get those. [/quote]
[quote="All_talk "]How many WHP will that give me? :)[/quote]

2010 Subaru Impreza 5mt 5 door
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Ashtray”