I'm tired of reading all your 16G and 17lbs and 250chp stories. I'm tired of seeing the Buick T-Type light up its tires in front of my dealership everyday. I'm tired of following behind renmaxi and foaming at the mouth when he gets on boost and I can't keep up with him. I'm tired of reminiscing about driving the hell out of what was once Dennis ex24's monster XT Turbo, which is easily stock WRX material, and realizing that the owner really can't handle that car.
I need boost. I need to sit there at 2k rpm waiting for something to happen, then rocket forward and leave all my problems behind in a big cloud of black smoke. I need to hear the hissing sounds, I need to hear a reserved but audible blowoff sound, I need to watch my fuel gauge physically move when I push it

You all that have boost, appreciate it. There are those of us out there who really want it and can't have it (just yet anyway
