I am free

entirelyturbo · Post by **entirelyturbo** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:47 am

I have waited for YEARS for this to happen, all the underage drinking I had to do with the utmost care and sneakiness, all the places I couldn't go to but all my other friends could, all the other things I couldn't do because I wasn't 21...

... I now can do!

I turned 21 approximately 45 minutes ago, and I've already used it to my full advantage

Yeah it's pussy Kool-Aid stuff, but that's what I like, so ha!

Life should be good for a while now...

BAC5.2 · Post by **BAC5.2** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:49 am

I hear if your a man and you buy that stuff, they give you a pair of testicles to borrow. Looks like yours are in that aluminum foil?

Lol, just kidding man, happy birthday! Get fucked up!

jamal · Post by **jamal** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:56 am

BAC5.2 wrote:I hear if your a man and you buy that stuff, they give you a pair of testicles to borrow. Looks like yours are in that aluminum foil?

Lol, just kidding man, happy birthday! Get fucked up!

indeed.

206er · Post by **206er** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:02 am

why arent you at a bar soaking up free drinks?

congrats!

Kelly · Post by **Kelly** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:02 am

Congrats! *BURPP*

entirelyturbo · Post by **entirelyturbo** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:09 am

Thanks guys!

Saturday is the magic day. My friends and I are goin to the tittie bar!

LaureltheQueen · Post by **LaureltheQueen** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:49 am

Congratulations!

dzx · Post by **dzx** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:51 am

Nothing like a little nudity and alcohol.

legacy92ej22t · Post by **legacy92ej22t** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:56 pm

Congrats! Let others pay the strippers. just stick close to the high rollers and reep the rewards.

skid542 · Post by **skid542** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:35 pm

Congratulations man. Enjoy the night at the bar but just watch out for that last long island before closing time

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professor · Post by **professor** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 3:31 pm

I buy that stuff !!!!

To feed to women

Happy B-Day, try to stay alive

professor · Post by **professor** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 3:32 pm

Tittie bar advice => Wear a tie. Trust me on this one

greg donovan · Post by **greg donovan** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 3:54 pm

at the nudie bar it is NOT ok to touch the girls.

do not ask how i know this.

tris91ricer · Post by **tris91ricer** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:54 pm

Happy Birthday!
Isn't it a wonderful feeling, like you don't have to sneak around, or like you're carrying some kind of secret? I'm happy for you.. ..just don't rack yourself a DUI.. sticks with you longer than the hangovers you'll get soon.

Have a blast, you deserve it!

snowboarded · Post by **snowboarded** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:51 pm

greg donovan wrote:at the nudie bar it is NOT ok to touch the girls.

do not ask how i know this.

That just begs to be asked.

Also if they ask you anything about champagne, always say no.
don't ask how I know this.

dscoobydoo · Post by **dscoobydoo** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:08 am

Piece of advice:

Stick to one alcohol.

Too many of my sad college stunts/episodes/situations came from mixing wine coolers/ cider/ etc with beer or hard liquor.

And feel free to try everything. not every type of alcohol suits taste buds

93forestpearl · Post by **93forestpearl** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:18 am

MN is lame in that nudie bars aren't allowed to serve alcohol. I know, I know, this is a hopelessly liberal state.

Congrats on the b-day. Now that you can buy legally, try stuff out. I can to college hating beer, but went to a few parties and had to choke it down. Now I love it. That and whiskey.

Hope you got some cheap bars around you. I found out that bar-hopping can get rather spendy in a hurry. College towns are great for that. How does $3 pitchers of grain belt sound with free peanuts?

Enjoy, be safe.

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:40 am

MA is one of the most liberal states there are and we have full nudity with alcohol.

Steve

Post by **Legacy777** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:08 am

Congrats michael! We just need to work on your drink selection

entirelyturbo · Post by **entirelyturbo** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:15 am

FL rules then!!

Full nudity in the better clubs, and the rules are a lot more lax. For instance, I've been to an 18-up strip club and I had more than one chick scoop the dollar out of my mouth with their tits

I actually didn't have enough money for a lap dance that time, but some pretty crazy shit goes on. It's probably not supposed to happen, but guys frequently get fingers into certain orifices

I'm gettin ready to go out tonight, I'll probably get decently buzzed, and I'll report back Sunday on tomorrow night's events

entirelyturbo · Post by **entirelyturbo** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:48 am

Haha Josh, I still have to develop my tastes...

Well, I got reasonably buzzed tonight, found out I play pool better that way

, and had a good time. I kept it under control and had a DD so it was all safe.

I'm honestly more looking forward to the places I can go now instead of the booze so much. Like the aforementioned strip club

petridish38 · Post by **petridish38** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 6:48 am

HAPPY F'IN BELATED BIRTHDAY!

Andrew

magicmike · Post by **magicmike** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:36 pm

Hey happy birthday man! I hear what your saying about just wanting to hang out and not really booze it up as much. When I turned 21 I was happy to not have to use my fake ID to buy beer anymore. That was pretty stessful. As far as titty bars go...one piece of advice for you young grasshopper and trust me on this one. Strippers do not like their customers, just remember that, you are their customer and remembering that will leave some money in your pocket by the end of the night. As for me I dont really enjoy titty bars because at the end of the night you are left with a raging hard on, smelling like coconut oil and covered with glitter.

entirelyturbo · Post by **entirelyturbo** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:39 pm

Thanks Mike.

I have to disagree with you slightly though on the strip club thing. I went last night as planned, and no later than 5 minutes after walking in, a girl came up to me offering a lap dance. I thought "why not?" So she gave me 2 completely awesome lap dances in a row, and was asking me if I had a girlfriend. About an hour later, she came by me again and offered again and she did 2 more amazing dances for me. We were talking as much as we were gettin down. She's Dominican and can barely speak English, and she's almost done with school where she wants to become a hair stylist or massage therapist. (Side note: In the middle of the dance, I asked her to give me a massage to see how good she was. She grabbed ahold of my rod and said "I'm just gonna massage this!"

) She was telling me the whole time "I don't understand why you no have girlfriend; you so cute!" She said "Come by later so we can talk" but we were all getting kinda tired so I told her I'd come back and see her again.

Now before you all jump on me, I do realize that it's a strip club and everyone's trying to make money. I'm sure most of it was just part of the job. But I do honestly believe she thought I was cool and enjoyed me talking to her.

Once you prove to them that you're not just some other asshole there that night who's got nothing better to do than harass women, they're really nice to you and they will be much more willing to take care of you, even if it's only business.

That's my take on it anyway.

biggreen96 · Post by **biggreen96** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:38 am

go buy Arogant Bastard Ale.

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