5 minutes later we hear an alarm going off. The only cars within basketball distance that could even conceivably have alarms are my roommates, and my own, my neighbors' sure as hell wouldn't. So, I grab my purse and run outside to turn off the alarm, nobody to be seen anywhere outside. I turned it off, and head over to their driveway(the basketball hoop is sideways, so the balls were getting thrown towards our driveway).
All of the fucking kids were hiding behind their piece of shit corolla, and the FATHER who was supposed to be supervising them, appeared to be hiding behind a bush. Like I'm not going to question my alarm randomly going off, seconds after basketball playing was happening, and then NOT talk to the perpetrators of such carelessness.
When I can see the father and children HIDING FROM ME, they come out from their spots, and I say, "If you're going to be playing basketball, it would be much appreciated if you'd be a little more careful about where you're throwing the ball!" The father replies "They were trying to be" I just stared at him for a couple of seconds, imagining his head exploding in boils, and his brain slowly oozing out of the holes left by them, then went to check my car.
My alarm is tough to set off too, I've kicked my corner light(my shitty one that is now replaced) with the alarm armed, and nothing has happened. They had to have hit the car pretty fucking hard to make it go off. Luckily, the kid said that he thought it hit the roof, which means the roof rack likely abosorbed the majority of the impact. I then quickly moved my car as far away from their basketball playing as possible. I sort of hope that they hit my roommate's car. He has airhorns wired into his. It would scare them shitless.
fuckers
