Are Subarus Gay?

sillyp · Post by **sillyp** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 5:59 pm

I have this new channel, i think its called LOGO. Everything they show involves homosexuality, even the commercials. Well they show commercials for the B9 tribeca. So is my car gay?

I dont feel gay driving my car. My girlfriend has a rav4 - I feel gay driving that car! and what about newer vs. older subies, i think the older ones have a lower gay factor. whutcha think?

Yukonart · Post by **Yukonart** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:08 pm

Yes, Subarus are gay because they're advertised on that channel.

Food is gay, clothing is gay, the air we breathe . . . gay.

Seriously, there is a sector of the lesbian population that seems to drive Outbacks and Forresters, but I wouldn't say Subarus are mostly for gay people.

Saturns seem to hold THAT distinction.

professor · Post by **professor** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:54 pm

the products aren't gay...

but the viewers are

Project_Legacy · Post by **Project_Legacy** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:16 pm

professor wrote:the products aren't gay...

but the viewers are

LoL.

vrg3 · Post by **vrg3** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:23 pm

http://bbs.legacycentral.org/viewtopic.php?t=17812

LaureltheQueen · Post by **LaureltheQueen** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:08 pm

we call foresters LesBox's

All_talk · Post by **All_talk** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:37 pm

Are Subarus gay?

Yes, Subarus are gay. I've cought mine having sex with other cars of the same gender. I even opened the shop door once to find my RX peeking out the window at the Turbo Legacy while "reving its own engine", if you know what I mean.

So to be perfectly accurate Subarus are incestuous homosexual self-gratifing peeping toms.

Gary

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 10:33 pm

The pimp never ends. From Midnight in a Perfect World:

“And that’s another thing,” Dante continues, “The one thing I like about the Evo Movement is the whole animal deal, it sort of reminds me of my Native American ancestors. Everyone identifies themselves with a particular animal based on their personality. To me, that’s much better than Nike or Hilfiger. At least it’s something real that requires at least a little reflection to establish. Or maybe the animals were assigned to them by elders … I don’t know, but anyway, most everyone else’s image in this society just comes from what they consume. What you drive, what you wear, and what you listen to or watch on TV all say a little something about you. They project an image of you and identify your type to others.”
“What about you driving a Subaru? What does that say about you?” Femme grins.
“It says I’m either an engineer, doctor, or college professor, highly educated, maybe a lesbian. Probably a liberal, but I think you need the ‘Earth first’ and ‘Save the whale’ stickers for that.”
“But you’re none of those.”
Dante smiles, “I know, it makes the perfect disguise.”

Manarius · Post by **Manarius** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 10:37 pm

My car is not gay. Now a volkswagen, that's gay.

AWD_addict · Post by **AWD_addict** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:10 am

Nothing Subaru has ever made can come close to the gayness of a Del Sol.

BAC5.2 · Post by **BAC5.2** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:20 am

I read in a magazine once;

"I was so impressed by the subaru commercials for the outback that I decided to trade my BMW in on one. I got to the dealership with my 325 key and title, and when I walked through the door I realized... I'm not a lesbian."

206er · Post by **206er** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:34 am

LaureltheQueen wrote:we call foresters LesBox's

seems like every forester I see has the rainbow sticker on it.

Kelly · Post by **Kelly** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:45 am

Only some Subarus are gay. Like the Forrester, deffinatelly. Outbacks, absolutelly, and Legacy GTs (especially dark blue wagons) ya, I hear their owners heart da KoK.

jamal · Post by **jamal** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:22 am

I don't mean to sound like a queer or nothin, but Subarus are totally sweet.

Kelly · Post by **Kelly** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:29 am

HA HA HA!.......

...................queer.

scottzg · Post by **scottzg** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:11 am

I've heard that only the 3 cyl subarus are gay, like the Justy, or kelly's car.

Yukonart · Post by **Yukonart** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:30 am

rallitektech wrote:Only some Subarus are gay. Like the Forrester, deffinatelly. Outbacks, absolutelly, and Legacy GTs (especially dark blue wagons) ya, I hear their owners heart da KoK.

Only yours, Kelly . . . . only yours.

Kelly · Post by **Kelly** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:27 pm

Hmmm, there have been a lot of show tunes in the CD player lately.

Yukonart · Post by **Yukonart** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:34 pm

rallitektech wrote:Hmmm, there have been a lot of show tunes in the CD player lately.

Holler. . . . Copa Cabana!!1

LaureltheQueen · Post by **LaureltheQueen** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:15 pm

You better watch out, or the copa cabana will make it's way to your 6 disc changer when you're least expecting it!

Tleg93 · Post by **Tleg93** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:22 pm

Yukonart wrote:
rallitektech wrote:Hmmm, there have been a lot of show tunes in the CD player lately.
Holler. . . . Copa Cabana!!1

What!!! Is there something wrong with listening to Barry Manilow while sipping a Margarita in silk panties?

tris91ricer · Post by **tris91ricer** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:51 pm

No, Scotty... of course there isn't...

What color is the margarita?

Better still, what color are the pantaayys?

sillyp · Post by **sillyp** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 3:58 am

hey, why did you guys move my thread, this is totally subaru related

what the heck?

Post by **Legacy777** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 4:04 am

it may be subaru related, but it's not technical in any shape or form, and is more suited in the ashtray.

douglas vincent · Post by **douglas vincent** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:33 am

scottzg wrote:I've heard that only the 3 cyl subarus are gay, like the Justy, or kelly's car.

I was talking to Kelly today and he told me how much he can move his crank back and forth!

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