If men wrote advice columns

Post by **Legacy777** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 6:19 am

I got these.....they were just too funny not to share

Nomake Wan · Post by **Nomake Wan** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 6:23 am

Wow... That's so good. XD I got a great laugh out of those!

*walks off chuckling to himself*

Yukonart · Post by **Yukonart** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 6:38 am

. . . what's even better is that they all speak the truth.

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 7:04 am

I don't know about all of it - I like clitorises. I am the clit master!

Steve

legacycontinues · Post by **legacycontinues** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 7:05 am

That is GREAT! I like the part about a nice meal...LOL!!!

Yukonart · Post by **Yukonart** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 7:05 am

evolutionmovement wrote:I don't know about all of it - I like clitorises. I am the clit master!

Steve

Good point. . .

azn2nr · Post by **azn2nr** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 7:30 am

now if only i had a girl

Nomake Wan · Post by **Nomake Wan** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 7:38 am

azn2nr wrote:now if only i had a girl

*pats*

legacy92ej22t · Post by **legacy92ej22t** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:03 am

Haha, nice. That's pretty funny.

Hey that gives me an idea for a movie quote.

BAC5.2 · Post by **BAC5.2** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:51 am

Word.

tris91ricer · Post by **tris91ricer** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 6:41 pm

What does a women tell a man she's just had sex with?
SHHHHH! Not too loud, lady! He's sleeping..

AWD_addict · Post by **AWD_addict** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 6:54 pm

Where did this awesome advice come from?

entirelyturbo · Post by **entirelyturbo** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 7:17 pm

I love it!

However, along the lines of what Steve said, if you don't know where the clit is then God help you.

tris91ricer · Post by **tris91ricer** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:17 pm

Some women hide their G-spot, and you'll never find it if they don't want you to... that's always a possibility.

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:39 pm

They hide it inside the inner wall of their vagina. They all hide it there since women think alike. That's a good one because you can make a woman squirt.

Steve

Post by **Legacy777** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 3:49 am

Get them aroused enough, and the clit comes out to play.

entirelyturbo · Post by **entirelyturbo** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 5:16 am

If the clit doesn't come out to play, then she's not into it. You're either not doing something right, or she's just not interested...

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 6:45 am

I was talking about the G-spot. I wasn't aware that consensual sex could be had with a woman with her clit hidden.

Steve

dzx · Post by **dzx** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 7:55 am

im gonna have to lmao at this one.

BAC5.2 · Post by **BAC5.2** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 10:03 am

dzx wrote:im gonna have to lmao at this one.

I 2nd.

entirelyturbo · Post by **entirelyturbo** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 5:00 pm

I've only found the G-spot once, on my first chick. She showed me where it was and I've yet to find it again

And yes Steve, that is indeed funny

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 6:53 pm

I have my moments.

Steve

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