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Post by Legacy777 »

I got these.....they were just too funny not to share

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Wow... That's so good. XD I got a great laugh out of those!

*walks off chuckling to himself*
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:lol:

. . . what's even better is that they all speak the truth. ;)
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Post by evolutionmovement »

I don't know about all of it - I like clitorises. I am the clit master!

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Post by legacycontinues »

That is GREAT! I like the part about a nice meal...LOL!!!
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evolutionmovement wrote:I don't know about all of it - I like clitorises. I am the clit master!

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Good point. . . :twisted:
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Post by azn2nr »

now if only i had a girl
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Post by Nomake Wan »

azn2nr wrote:now if only i had a girl
*pats*
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Post by legacy92ej22t »

Haha, nice. That's pretty funny.

Hey that gives me an idea for a movie quote. :D
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Word.
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[quote="scottzg"]...I'm not a fan of the vagina...[/quote][quote="evolutionmovement"]This will all go much easier if people stop doubting me.[/quote]
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Post by tris91ricer »

What does a women tell a man she's just had sex with?
SHHHHH! Not too loud, lady! He's sleeping..
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Where did this awesome advice come from?
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Post by entirelyturbo »

I love it!

However, along the lines of what Steve said, if you don't know where the clit is then God help you. :roll:
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Post by tris91ricer »

Some women hide their G-spot, and you'll never find it if they don't want you to... that's always a possibility.
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Post by evolutionmovement »

They hide it inside the inner wall of their vagina. They all hide it there since women think alike. That's a good one because you can make a woman squirt.

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Get them aroused enough, and the clit comes out to play.
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Post by entirelyturbo »

If the clit doesn't come out to play, then she's not into it. You're either not doing something right, or she's just not interested...
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Post by evolutionmovement »

I was talking about the G-spot. I wasn't aware that consensual sex could be had with a woman with her clit hidden.

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im gonna have to lmao at this one.
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Post by BAC5.2 »

dzx wrote:im gonna have to lmao at this one.
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Post by entirelyturbo »

I've only found the G-spot once, on my first chick. She showed me where it was and I've yet to find it again :evil:

And yes Steve, that is indeed funny :lol:
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Post by evolutionmovement »

I have my moments.

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